The drugs, they do nothing

Okay, so this is interesting. The last week or so I’ve been drinking more than my usual caffeine allotment, because it didn’t seem to be, you know, caffeinating me... even a full pot and I’m still groggy, as though I’d been switched to decaf, or folger’s crystals or something. And booze is no good either — even a single beer makes me kind of nauseous and unhappy. Which, you know, kind of takes the fun out of it.

Have I used up my quota? Did my body decide to go straight edge without telling me?

Fortunately the heroin still works. Mmmmm, sweet white horse.