My wife has much more interesting dreams than I do.

Me: “I had really weird dreams last night.”

She: “Me too.”

Me: “I dreamed that [my current main client] suddenly started throwing impossible deadlines at me, and we were having all these huge arguments about them.”

She: “I dreamed I was having an affair with Felicia Day.”

Me: “…”

She: “…”

Me: “I approve.”