Fortunately I am only 39 today


I’ll be offline today.

In other news entirely, I have literally four months worth of photos which I have not yet put on this website. I haven’t decided yet whether to start trickling them online a few at a time or to just flood the RSS feed with one massive dump one night. You’ll know which I decide when it happens.

And in other other news entirely, as long as I’m at it, our universe consists of between 30 to 50 billion trillion stars, and kids have cost me my one shot at immortality: