Awesome games you can play with your baby

Fun for the whole family!

When your baby is screaming uncontrollably, join right in, and narrate the baby’s inner experience at peak volume! Use as much profanity as possible, for extra enjoyment! Like this: OH MY GOD OH GOD OH MY GOD HOLY CRAP YOUR HANDS ARE COLD WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME WHY OH GOD WHY WHY WHY STOP DON’T TAKE AWAY THE SOFT THING DON’T TAKE AWAY THE SOFT THING I NEED THE SOFT THING I NEED IT I NEED IT OH CRAP I DROPPED IT GODDAMN IT WHY AM I NAKED NOW FUCK ITS COLD OH GOD OH MY FUCKING GOD I’M GOING TO PEE IN YOUR FACE RIGHT NOW IF YOU DON’T PUT SOMETHING WARM ON ME RIGHT NOW OH GOD I’M DYING WHY OH WHY SO COLD SO COLD

Moms especially love it when you play this game while they’re trying to have a nap.

Alternatively, there’s this:

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