Life coaching

"Dad, you hardly ever use the car horn. Only when you're grumpy. Did you eat enough today? Or maybe you need a glass of water."

Life coaching from my eight year old son. (He's right, of course, I didn't eat enough today)

Followup:

D: "Stellan, that was really good advice; now that we've had dinner I feel a lot better."

S: "Oh good!"

D: "A couple glasses of wine didn't hurt either."

S: "....or did it? DUN DUN DUUUUNNNNNNNNNN"