For some reason

Hey do you guys remember those special kids books you could buy in like 1978 where it’d be a regular old kid’s book but they’d have printed it with blank spaces where the protagonist’s name would be and through the magic of dot matrix printing and six to eight weeks shipping and handling they’d fill in your own personal name into all the blanks, so it’d be just like the hero of the book was you? Only in a completely different typeface from the rest of the book, because dot matrix, so it’d be super obvious where they’d filled in the blanks. Remember those?

For some reason this recruiter’s email reminded me of that