A snapshot in time

October 30, 2026

If things feel a little slow around here lately, this is why. Here’s a breakdown of the traffic to this site in recent days:

Category Requests Share Clients
Likely human 47,240 1.3% 1,465
Search engine / scraper 499,132 13.6% 30,832
Malicious probes 518,660 14.2% 4,533
404s 64,860 1.8% 14,529
Botnet attacks 2,534,400 69.2% 1,368,272

The botnet is a single attack[1], coming from 450,000 IP ranges in more than 17,000 networks, mostly home and mobile ranges in Africa, Asia, and Latin America, with most IPs making only 1-3 requests. The requests are all similar, mangled nested versions of real paths on this site, so it looks like a crawler or scraper gone wrong rather than a targeted attack.

Just another day on the internet.

I discovered this using AI, of course. I was only trying to categorize traffic by source; the AI is the one that noticed the pattern and identified the traffic as a botnet. This stuff is getting pretty impressive.

    • It uses a fixed list of 14 browser user agents, all Chrome 99–136 on Mac or Windows, and each one accounts for almost exactly the same number of requests.
    • The requests have similar url patterns.
    • It runs in bursts with clear start and stop points, peaking around 58 requests a second. Each campaign starts and stops abruptly.
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