Tooth Fairy

"So dad you're the tooth fairy right?"

"Uhhhh... Ok. Yes. I am the tooth fairy."

"So when you take my teeth at night where do you put them?"

"To be honest I had no idea what I was supposed to do with them so I just put them on top of my dresser."

"So my teeth collection is on your dresser?"

"...Teeth collection. It sounds a lot more gruesome when you say it out loud."

"Dad can I keep my teeth collection in my room?"

"um."

"I want to save up and make a necklace."