Go first

So I'm just going to keep posting Stellan conversations until you tell me to stop.

Tonight's began when he and I both realized we were headed to the bathroom at the same time:

S: Dad, I have an idea. When two people want to do the same thing at the same time, the one who is shorter should go first.

D: (laughing) Well. I can see why you would suggest that.

S: Well... my mom would get some turns too...