Disclaimer

As of September 29th, 2015 at 12:52 pm Eastern standard time, I wish to demonstrate my total lack of understanding of technology, privacy, and copyright law by posting on Facebook my demand that Facebook not disclose, copy or distribute the material which I have put on Facebook for the express purpose of disclosure, copying, and distribution of said material, (including, but not limited to, this posting). The content of this public profile is private and confidential information, because I like to keep my private and confidential information in public where I can keep a close eye on it to make sure it's not being violated. The violation of privacy can be punished by law, or by citing portions of the criminal code or other acronyms which I have not and will not look up, including UCC 1-308-133, THX-1138, NCC-1701, 867-5309 and the Treaty of Westphalia. NOTE: Facebook is now a public entity, which is relevant, somehow. This Facebook post supersedes all previous EULAs, contracts, or other legal documents, because it is written in a stilted and/or overly complicated manner and that's how lawyers talk on TV. All members must post a note like this, at least once a year, without consulting Snopes or any other source of information. DO NOT SHARE. Sharing is communism. Communism is bad. Better safe than sorry!