Daniel Becks

So this morning I got email from somebody in Switzerland, intended for a Daniel Beck in Brazil, asking about his web development services (a surprising number of Daniel Becks turn out to be web developers.)

Now, by this point I'm very well familiar with the "Don't know his address? Just use his full name at gmail, that's certain to work!" thing. But this one was special: it was addressed to me and to two other random Daniel Becks, scattered across the globe, none of whom were the Daniel Beck the person WAS REPLYING TO.

How does that even

I mean

Why would you

I just

How do you even dress yourself in the morning