Jehovah

So yesterday I was about to leave the house to pick Stellan up from school and was in the car fiddling with my phone for a while trying to pick some music to listen to and finally go to back out of the garage and there's a Jehovah's Witness standing right outside my window waving a Jesus pamphlet about six inches from my face There's a punchline in here somewhere about evangelists scaring the hell out of people but I can't quite make it work