Cellulose

Hi everyone! I'd like to take this moment to clear up a thing: "cellulose" doesn't mean "sawdust". Cellulose is in literally every plant that exists. It is, according to wikipedia, "the most abundant organic polymer on Earth". When they say your diet needs more fiber, the fiber they are talking about is, largely, cellulose.

And, sure, yeah, it doesn't belong in cheese. But if you wanted real cheese you wouldn't have been buying that pre-grated junk in the first place.

This grumpy rant brought to you by one too many breathless OMG WOOD PULP IN MAH CHEESE OMG news stories sorry but sheesh