Anniversary

A week or so ago Emily and I were trying to figure out our upcoming schedule: "Is there something going on this weekend?" "I don't remember, maybe." "I'll check my calendar". "Oh, it's our anniversary." "Oh." "Should we do something?" "Sure, I guess so."

If I was married to someone who actually kept track of and cared whether I remembered our anniversary, I would be so. goddamn. screwed. On the other hand if I was married to someone who kept track of and cared about that sort of thing, I probably wouldn't have lasted sixteen years at it...