This weather makes me so happy.

My joints open up, the permanent knots in my shoulders melt away, I feel six inches taller and when I step into the sunlight I can feel it shining all the way through my body — it’s wonderful, it’s like finally getting out of a room that was just a tiny bit too small. I was meant to live at ninety degrees or above.

I know, it makes most of you feel sticky and crabby and miserable. Sorry about that.